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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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First off, I’m supposed to meet this footballer from Carlisle United. You know, the team that plays at Brunton Park? Yeah, that one. Anyway, I’m running late. Typical me. I dash outta my flat on Warwick Road, and it’s like a scene from a movie. I’m dodging pigeons, old ladies, and a dog that looks like it’s plotting world domination.

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